The Southern Deuce Report

After losing sleep last night, like a 16 yr old girl who's missed her period, my poop hiatus is now over. It was all there, from bellowing moose mating calls to clean-break picture-perfect turds, a wonderful experience. It's rare that I go a day without my special alone time, so it was frustrating. But now it would appear that all is well, and the daily reports can resume.